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Ah, the glorious art of binge-watching movies and TV shows, the ultimate escape pod from the shackles of society! When the world's absurdity becomes too much to bear, there's nothing like losing yourself in the enticing realm of fictional characters and plotlines. Who needs real-life drama when you can revel in the dysfunctional lives of TV show characters instead? With every episode, you detach from reality and dive headfirst into a bottomless pit of entertainment, a place where deadlines, responsibilities, and social norms vanish like socks in a dryer. Binge-watching is the ultimate rebellion against the "productive" members of society, a bold proclamation that you'd rather be a couch potato with a PhD in fictional universes than a slave to the societal grind. Furthermore, binge-watching serves as the ideal training ground for becoming an expert in avoiding human interaction. Why bother with awkward small talk and social obligations when you can hone your skills in isolating yourself from the world, all while nestled comfortably in your cocoon of blankets? Thanks to binge-watching, you're not just decompressing; you're ascending to the throne of hermit royalty! No need to deal with real-life relationships when you can fall in love with the charming characters on your screen. As you immerse yourself in the never-ending plot twists, you'll discover the true meaning of "Netflix and chill" – a state of blissful disconnection from society's expectations. So, grab that remote, silence your phone, and let the decompression extravaganza begin!